Yesterday I posted that a splinter in the palm of my right hand was cramping my style. Today I have an update to offer.
Last evening, I decided enough was enough. If Dad's procedure worked as well as I made it sound, overcoming the trembling fears of his little girls, maybe it could come through for his now 50-something daughter, using her non-dominant hand to do the deed.
Findings: Dad's methods still hold up, a decade and a half after he passed on to eternity!
Conclusions: The David Parrish Approach to Splinter Removal can be applied single-handedly on oneself. The only prerequisites are: a) knowledge of the procedure, obtained via word of mouth (since, sadly, no textbook providers ever saw fit to release this wisdom in published form); and b) faith that, pain notwithstanding, the method is virtually foolproof (as evidenced by the fool who got it to work last night). Limited trials have shown hand dominance to be irrelevant to the independent removal process.
Final Notes: Parrish's Splinter Removal Approach has traditionally assumed a two-person procedure, i.e., a "remover" and a "removee". Recent studies have determined that the methodology can be applied without the direct aid of a remover. However, the removee must be familiar with the remover's instructions, even informally, and able to follow said directions accurately. In other words, the removee must remain under the tutelage of the remover and the two must have some connection, albeit distant. To further clarify, the removal cannot occur in a vacuum. There must be some link between remover and removee in order for the latter to achieve success unilaterally.
Spiritual Ramifications:
Last evening, I decided enough was enough. If Dad's procedure worked as well as I made it sound, overcoming the trembling fears of his little girls, maybe it could come through for his now 50-something daughter, using her non-dominant hand to do the deed.
Findings: Dad's methods still hold up, a decade and a half after he passed on to eternity!
Conclusions: The David Parrish Approach to Splinter Removal can be applied single-handedly on oneself. The only prerequisites are: a) knowledge of the procedure, obtained via word of mouth (since, sadly, no textbook providers ever saw fit to release this wisdom in published form); and b) faith that, pain notwithstanding, the method is virtually foolproof (as evidenced by the fool who got it to work last night). Limited trials have shown hand dominance to be irrelevant to the independent removal process.
Final Notes: Parrish's Splinter Removal Approach has traditionally assumed a two-person procedure, i.e., a "remover" and a "removee". Recent studies have determined that the methodology can be applied without the direct aid of a remover. However, the removee must be familiar with the remover's instructions, even informally, and able to follow said directions accurately. In other words, the removee must remain under the tutelage of the remover and the two must have some connection, albeit distant. To further clarify, the removal cannot occur in a vacuum. There must be some link between remover and removee in order for the latter to achieve success unilaterally.
Spiritual Ramifications:
"Abide in Me, and I in you. As the branch cannot bear fruit of itself, unless it abides in the vine, neither can you, unless you abide in Me. I am the vine, you are the branches. He who abides in Me, and I in him, bears much fruit;
for without Me you can do nothing." - John 15:4-5
for without Me you can do nothing." - John 15:4-5
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